Nofx - Creeping Out Sara

Nofx - Creeping Out Sara



I was backstage at a festival in Germany
talking to a cute fair skinned brunette
I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set
I noticed that her hair was longer in the back
I figure that’s cuz she’s Canadian
That’s why I was surprised when she told me she was fully lesbian



That's when I realized it was Sara, or maybe it was Tegan
I'm pretty sure that it was Sara
Cause Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one

I told her I was a big fan of her band
She asked me if I had a favorite song
I admitted that I'd never actually heard them, but I like k.d. lang

I told her this Jew knows about the Juno’s
And how they got robbed three times in a row
And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who was selling pills or blow

That's when I creeped out Sara or maybe I just pissed her off
When I asked her if her sister and her had ever had a threesome?
Where they both ganged up one girl, a forgy or a fivesome?
Do they think strap-ons are groovy, and had they ever seen the movie
Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly, did they like Jennifer Tilly?

Sara said she preferred Gina Gershon, Angelina Jolie
In the Gia movie that was on HBO
And “If These Walls Could Talk” made Tegan cry a lot
After that I forgot what she said
That's the problem with Diazepam, so many things I don't remember
But I've got a sinking feeling, it's not that I'm a clairvoyant

But I think that I creeped out Sara, I was creeping out on Sara
I hope it wasn't Tegan, cuz Matt Skiba said she is the cooler one

 

NOFX - Bob

Nofx - Bob

C5
Spent 15 years getting loaded

F5
15 years till his liver exploded,

C5 
Now what's Bob gonna do,

F5
Now that he can't drink?


The doctor said,

C5
whatcha been thinkin' about?

F5
Bob said thats the point,
                                 
C5                                          F5
Can't think about nothing, i gotta do something now

Oi, Oi, Oi

C5
Now's the time he's gonna change his ways

F5
Got a new identity

C5
62 holed air cushioned boots 

F5
And a girl who ride a scooter to take him

Out     Of town   So he could get away


Running around, as the trucks start up you could hear the other truckers go
               ( riff 1)

Trumpet solo with riff 1 4x

C5
A couple of months and he's determined to show

F5
He'll be kicking his head at a Punk Rock show

C5
Bob's the kinda guy he knows just whatE5ii                                     F5ii
Bob's the kinda guy he knows just what to do

When the Doctor tells him to

C5        Bb5           F5
We'll go drinking after dark
        G5            C5 
Will he ever walk the line?
        Bb5        F5
All he did was take a drink.
        G5            C5
Will he ever walk the line?
Bb5             F5       
Kissing ass and Giving heads
G5
Red suspenders
C5       Bb5                 F5
Till one day he shaved his head
        G5
Will he ever walk the line
C5       Bb5          F5
Will he ever walk the line
        G5
Will he ever wakl the line
C5       Bb5          F5
Will he ever walk the line
        G5
Will he ever walk line

riff 1 2x
Shoobee do wop bop doobie...


Bob